本文发表在 rolia.net 枫下论坛A newcomer to Vancouver arrives on a rainy day. She gets up the next day and it's raining. It also rains the day after that, and the day after that. She goes out to lunch and sees a young kid and, out of despair, asks, "Hey, kid, does it ever stop raining around here?" the kid says, "How should I know? I'm only 6."
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"I can't believe it, " said the tourist. "I've been here in Vancouver an entire week and it's done nothing but rain. When do you have summer here?" "Well, that's hard to say, " replied the local. "Last year, it was on a Wednesday."
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Q: What do you call two straight days of rain in Vancouver?
A: An average weekend
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Q: What did the Vancouver native say to the Pillsbury Doughboy?
A: "Nice tan."
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Meteorological experts were predicting a gargantuan rain storm that would devastate the Pacific NW with a massive flood.
The Archbishop went on national TV and said, "We have to ask ourselves, is this a repeat of the great flood which Noah was warned of, and which destroyed all life on the planet? I think that perhaps it is, only this time, no one has built an ark. We can only pray to God for mercy, pray that he can forgive whatever wrongs we may have committed, and pray for the lives of those trapped in the area."
The Prime Minister went on national TV and announced, "I have declared a state emergency. Our scientists are predicting that this will be one of the worst floods in world history. We have made all the preparations we can. We have aid packages ready to deploy when waters recede. Now we can only wait and pray for the people in that region."
The Vancouver evening news came on and said, "Today's five day forecast....same as usual."
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Q: What does daylight savings time mean in Vancouver?
A: An extra hour of rain.
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A curious fellow died one day and found himself waiting in the long line of judgment. As he stood there he noticed that some souls were allowed to march right through the gates of Heaven. Others, though, were led over to Satan who threw them into the burning pit. But every so often, instead of hurling a poor soul into the fire, Satan would toss a soul off to one side into a small pile. After watching Satan do this several times, the fellow's curiosity got the best of him. So he strolled over and asked Satan..... "Excuse me, Satan," he said. "I'm waiting in line for judgment, but I couldn't help wondering, why are you tossing those people aside instead of flinging them into the fires of hell with the others?" "Ah, those..." Satan said with a groan. "They're all from Vancouver... they're too damn wet to burn yet."
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Q: What do you call blue skies in Vancouver?
A: A 30 second time out.
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Q: What do you call a clear day in Vancouver after two days of torrential rain?
A: Monday.更多精彩文章及讨论，请光临枫下论坛 rolia.net
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"I can't believe it, " said the tourist. "I've been here in Vancouver an entire week and it's done nothing but rain. When do you have summer here?" "Well, that's hard to say, " replied the local. "Last year, it was on a Wednesday."
:-) :-)
Q: What do you call two straight days of rain in Vancouver?
A: An average weekend
:-) :-)
Q: What did the Vancouver native say to the Pillsbury Doughboy?
A: "Nice tan."
:-) :-)
Meteorological experts were predicting a gargantuan rain storm that would devastate the Pacific NW with a massive flood.
The Archbishop went on national TV and said, "We have to ask ourselves, is this a repeat of the great flood which Noah was warned of, and which destroyed all life on the planet? I think that perhaps it is, only this time, no one has built an ark. We can only pray to God for mercy, pray that he can forgive whatever wrongs we may have committed, and pray for the lives of those trapped in the area."
The Prime Minister went on national TV and announced, "I have declared a state emergency. Our scientists are predicting that this will be one of the worst floods in world history. We have made all the preparations we can. We have aid packages ready to deploy when waters recede. Now we can only wait and pray for the people in that region."
The Vancouver evening news came on and said, "Today's five day forecast....same as usual."
:-) :-)
Q: What does daylight savings time mean in Vancouver?
A: An extra hour of rain.
:-) :-)
A curious fellow died one day and found himself waiting in the long line of judgment. As he stood there he noticed that some souls were allowed to march right through the gates of Heaven. Others, though, were led over to Satan who threw them into the burning pit. But every so often, instead of hurling a poor soul into the fire, Satan would toss a soul off to one side into a small pile. After watching Satan do this several times, the fellow's curiosity got the best of him. So he strolled over and asked Satan..... "Excuse me, Satan," he said. "I'm waiting in line for judgment, but I couldn't help wondering, why are you tossing those people aside instead of flinging them into the fires of hell with the others?" "Ah, those..." Satan said with a groan. "They're all from Vancouver... they're too damn wet to burn yet."
:-) :-)
Q: What do you call blue skies in Vancouver?
A: A 30 second time out.
:-) :-)
Q: What do you call a clear day in Vancouver after two days of torrential rain?
A: Monday.更多精彩文章及讨论，请光临枫下论坛 rolia.net