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这是最后的存货了,现在急需大家提供货源。。

本文发表在 rolia.net 枫下论坛Subject: Leroy's letter to God

Little Leroy came into the kitchen where his mother was making dinner. His birthday was coming up and he thought this was a good time to tell his mother what he wanted. "Mom, I want a bike for my
birthday." Little Leroy was a bit of a troublemaker. He had gotten into trouble at school and at home. Leroy's mother asked him if he thought he deserved to get a bike for his birthday. Little Leroy, of course, thought he did.
Leroy's mother, being a Christian woman, wanted Leroy to reflect on his behavior over the last year. "Go to your room, Leroy, and think about how you have behaved this year. Then write a letter to God and tell him why you deserve a bike for your birthday."
Little Leroy stomped up the steps to his room and sat down to write God a letter.
>>>Letter 1
Dear God,
I have been a very good boy this year and I would like a bike for my birthday. I want a red one.
Your friend,
Leroy

Leroy knew that this wasn't true. He had not been a very good boy this year, so he tore up the letter and started over.
> > > > >> > >> Letter 2
Dear God,
This is your friend Leroy. I have been a good boy this year and I would like a red bike for my birthday. Thank you.
Your friend,
Leroy
Leroy knew that this wasn't true either. So, he tore up the letter and started again.
> > > > >> > >> Letter 3
Dear God,
I have been an "OK" boy this year. I still would really like a bike for my birthday.
Leroy

Leroy knew he could not send this letter to God either. So, Leroy wrote a fourth letter.

> > > > >> > >> Letter 4
Dear God,
I know I haven't been a good boy this year. I am very sorry. I will be a good boy if you just send me a bike for my birthday. Please! Thank you,
Leroy

Leroy knew, even if it was true, this letter was not going to get him a bike. By now Leroy was very upset. He went downstairs and told his mom that he wanted to go to church. Leroy's mother thought her plan had worked, as Leroy looked very sad. "Just be home in time for dinner," Leroy's mother told him.
Leroy walked down the street to the church on the corner. Little Leroy went into the church and up to the altar. He looked around to see if anyone was there. Leroy bent down and picked up a statue of the Virgin Mary. He slipped it under his shirt and ran out of the church, down the street, into the house, and up to his room. He shut the door to his room and sat down with a piece of paper and a pen. Leroy began to write his letter to God.

> > > > >> > >> Letter 5
God,
I'VE GOT YOUR MAMA. IF YOU WANT TO SEE HER AGAIN, SEND THE BIKE.
Signed,
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  • 枫下沙龙 / 休闲娱乐 / 这是最后的存货了,现在急需大家提供货源。。
    本文发表在 rolia.net 枫下论坛Subject: Leroy's letter to God

    Little Leroy came into the kitchen where his mother was making dinner. His birthday was coming up and he thought this was a good time to tell his mother what he wanted. "Mom, I want a bike for my
    birthday." Little Leroy was a bit of a troublemaker. He had gotten into trouble at school and at home. Leroy's mother asked him if he thought he deserved to get a bike for his birthday. Little Leroy, of course, thought he did.
    Leroy's mother, being a Christian woman, wanted Leroy to reflect on his behavior over the last year. "Go to your room, Leroy, and think about how you have behaved this year. Then write a letter to God and tell him why you deserve a bike for your birthday."
    Little Leroy stomped up the steps to his room and sat down to write God a letter.
    >>>Letter 1
    Dear God,
    I have been a very good boy this year and I would like a bike for my birthday. I want a red one.
    Your friend,
    Leroy

    Leroy knew that this wasn't true. He had not been a very good boy this year, so he tore up the letter and started over.
    > > > > >> > >> Letter 2
    Dear God,
    This is your friend Leroy. I have been a good boy this year and I would like a red bike for my birthday. Thank you.
    Your friend,
    Leroy
    Leroy knew that this wasn't true either. So, he tore up the letter and started again.
    > > > > >> > >> Letter 3
    Dear God,
    I have been an "OK" boy this year. I still would really like a bike for my birthday.
    Leroy

    Leroy knew he could not send this letter to God either. So, Leroy wrote a fourth letter.

    > > > > >> > >> Letter 4
    Dear God,
    I know I haven't been a good boy this year. I am very sorry. I will be a good boy if you just send me a bike for my birthday. Please! Thank you,
    Leroy

    Leroy knew, even if it was true, this letter was not going to get him a bike. By now Leroy was very upset. He went downstairs and told his mom that he wanted to go to church. Leroy's mother thought her plan had worked, as Leroy looked very sad. "Just be home in time for dinner," Leroy's mother told him.
    Leroy walked down the street to the church on the corner. Little Leroy went into the church and up to the altar. He looked around to see if anyone was there. Leroy bent down and picked up a statue of the Virgin Mary. He slipped it under his shirt and ran out of the church, down the street, into the house, and up to his room. He shut the door to his room and sat down with a piece of paper and a pen. Leroy began to write his letter to God.

    > > > > >> > >> Letter 5
    God,
    I'VE GOT YOUR MAMA. IF YOU WANT TO SEE HER AGAIN, SEND THE BIKE.
    Signed,
    YOU KNOW WHO更多精彩文章及讨论,请光临枫下论坛 rolia.net
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      Mixed up

      "Are you still working in that forist's?"
      "No, I got the sack."
      "Why?"
      "I had to put the cards into the floral tributes and I got two of them mixed up.The flowers going to a wedding I thought were going to a funeral,so I put in a card which read' With Deepest Symbathy...' and the flowers going to the funeral had a wedding card in them."
      "What did it say?"
      "Hope You'll Be Happy in Your New Home!"