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本文发表在 rolia.net 枫下论坛TEACHER : What is the chemical formula for water?
PAPPU : "HIJKLMNO ! "!!

TEACHER : What are you talking about?
PAPPU : Yesterday you said it's H to O !

TEACHER : PAPPU, go to the map and find North America.
PAPPU : Here it is!

TEACHER : Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?
CLASS : PAPPU!


TEACHER : PAPPU, how do you spell "crocodile"?
PAPPU : "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"

TEACHER : No, that's wrong
PAPPU : Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!


TEACHER : PAPPU, give me a sentence starting with "I".
PAPPU : I is...

TEACHER : No, PAPPU. Always say, "I am."
PAPPU : All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."


TEACHER : "Can anybody give an example of " COINCIDENCE?"

PAPPU : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time."


TEACHER : "George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him?"

PAPPU : "Because George still had the axe in his hand?"


PAPPU : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt?
FATHER : No. Why do you ask that?
PAPPU: Well, where did you get THIS mummy then?

TEACHER : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green and one is blue with red spots !

PAPPU: Yes it's really strange. I've got another pair just like that at home.

TEACHER : Now, PAPPU, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating ?

PAPPU: No sir, I don't have to , my mom is a good cook.


TEACHER : PAPPU, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as yourbrother's. Did you copy his ?

PAPPU: No, teacher, it's the same dog !

TEACHER : What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?

PAPPU: A teacher更多精彩文章及讨论,请光临枫下论坛 rolia.net
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  • 枫下沙龙 / 休闲娱乐 / 笑话几则 (ZT)
    本文发表在 rolia.net 枫下论坛TEACHER : What is the chemical formula for water?
    PAPPU : "HIJKLMNO ! "!!

    TEACHER : What are you talking about?
    PAPPU : Yesterday you said it's H to O !

    TEACHER : PAPPU, go to the map and find North America.
    PAPPU : Here it is!

    TEACHER : Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?
    CLASS : PAPPU!


    TEACHER : PAPPU, how do you spell "crocodile"?
    PAPPU : "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"

    TEACHER : No, that's wrong
    PAPPU : Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!


    TEACHER : PAPPU, give me a sentence starting with "I".
    PAPPU : I is...

    TEACHER : No, PAPPU. Always say, "I am."
    PAPPU : All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."


    TEACHER : "Can anybody give an example of " COINCIDENCE?"

    PAPPU : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time."


    TEACHER : "George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him?"

    PAPPU : "Because George still had the axe in his hand?"


    PAPPU : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt?
    FATHER : No. Why do you ask that?
    PAPPU: Well, where did you get THIS mummy then?

    TEACHER : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green and one is blue with red spots !

    PAPPU: Yes it's really strange. I've got another pair just like that at home.

    TEACHER : Now, PAPPU, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating ?

    PAPPU: No sir, I don't have to , my mom is a good cook.


    TEACHER : PAPPU, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as yourbrother's. Did you copy his ?

    PAPPU: No, teacher, it's the same dog !

    TEACHER : What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?

    PAPPU: A teacher更多精彩文章及讨论,请光临枫下论坛 rolia.net
    • 好玩. 埃及的那个没看懂, 解释一下?
      • mummy /mother
        • Oh.... hehe... Thanks!