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Damn woman drivers !!

Driving to the office this morning on the Interstate, I looked over
to my left and there was a woman in a brand new Mustang doing 65 miles
per hour with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her
eyeliner! I looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked back
she was halfway over in my lane, still working on that makeup!!!

It scared me so bad, I dropped my electric shaver, which
knocked the donut out of my other hand. In all the confusion of trying
to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel,
it knocked my cell phone away from my ear which fell into the coffee
between my legs, splashed and burned Big Jim and the Twins, ruined
the damn phone and DISCONNECTED AN IMPORTANT CALL!!!!!!!
Damn woman drivers !!!
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  • 枫下家园 / 爱车一族 / Damn woman drivers !!
    Driving to the office this morning on the Interstate, I looked over
    to my left and there was a woman in a brand new Mustang doing 65 miles
    per hour with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her
    eyeliner! I looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked back
    she was halfway over in my lane, still working on that makeup!!!

    It scared me so bad, I dropped my electric shaver, which
    knocked the donut out of my other hand. In all the confusion of trying
    to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel,
    it knocked my cell phone away from my ear which fell into the coffee
    between my legs, splashed and burned Big Jim and the Twins, ruined
    the damn phone and DISCONNECTED AN IMPORTANT CALL!!!!!!!
    Damn woman drivers !!!
    • 打击面大,很多woman driver也不错。
      • I think you didn't read this article carefully, : )
        • hehe, nope, i read the title only
    • what the hell you were doing at that moment ?! -hehe, btw, I did see some girls doing that when driving to make up themselves.
    • should be carefully reading.
    • What if you were not having a donut, drinking coffee and talking on your cell phone, could she still scare you this much?
      • He is posting an old joke la ... ben!
        • Ops, get caught! hey! are you still in a killing mode?
    • funny..the most important thing u should do's go see a doctor ,to see if there's anything wrong with....hehe
    • You forgot (ZT) after the title.
    • 但是一般保险公司对女司机是有优惠的 :))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
    • There are some crazy drivers out there. Sometimes it's really scary. I am doing some of the things too. But I will always make sure I got at least one hand on the wheel all the time.