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本文发表在 rolia.net 枫下论坛A woman brings her lover home while her husband is at work. Her 9 year old son comes home unexpectedly so she puts him in the closet.

Her husband comes home early unexpectedly, so she puts her lover in the closet.

The little boy says, "Dark in here"
The man says "Yes it is"
Boy, "I have a baseball"
Man, "That's nice"
Boy, "You want to buy it".
Man, "No thanks"
Boy,"My dad's outside"
Man, "OK how much"
Boy "25 Dollars"
Man "OK fine"

The next week it happens again, and the lover and the boy are in the closet again.

Boy,"Dark in here"
Man "Yes it is"
Boy "I have a baseball mitt"
Remembering the last time he asks "How much"
Boy "75 Dollars"
Man "Fine"

A few days later, the boys father say to the boy, Grab your glove. Let's go out and toss the baseball back and forth.
The boy says "I can't. I sold them"
Father "How much did you sell them for"
Boy "100 Dollars"

The father says, that's terrible to over charge your friends like that, 100 dollars is way more than the ball and mitt cost. I'm going to take you to church and make you confess.

They go to the church and the father makes the boy sit in the confessional booth and he closes the door.

The boy says, "Dark in here"
The Priest says, "Don't start that shit again"更多精彩文章及讨论,请光临枫下论坛 rolia.net
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  • 枫下沙龙 / 休闲娱乐 / Heard this one?
    本文发表在 rolia.net 枫下论坛A woman brings her lover home while her husband is at work. Her 9 year old son comes home unexpectedly so she puts him in the closet.

    Her husband comes home early unexpectedly, so she puts her lover in the closet.

    The little boy says, "Dark in here"
    The man says "Yes it is"
    Boy, "I have a baseball"
    Man, "That's nice"
    Boy, "You want to buy it".
    Man, "No thanks"
    Boy,"My dad's outside"
    Man, "OK how much"
    Boy "25 Dollars"
    Man "OK fine"

    The next week it happens again, and the lover and the boy are in the closet again.

    Boy,"Dark in here"
    Man "Yes it is"
    Boy "I have a baseball mitt"
    Remembering the last time he asks "How much"
    Boy "75 Dollars"
    Man "Fine"

    A few days later, the boys father say to the boy, Grab your glove. Let's go out and toss the baseball back and forth.
    The boy says "I can't. I sold them"
    Father "How much did you sell them for"
    Boy "100 Dollars"

    The father says, that's terrible to over charge your friends like that, 100 dollars is way more than the ball and mitt cost. I'm going to take you to church and make you confess.

    They go to the church and the father makes the boy sit in the confessional booth and he closes the door.

    The boy says, "Dark in here"
    The Priest says, "Don't start that shit again"更多精彩文章及讨论,请光临枫下论坛 rolia.net
    • I guess this is one of the reasons why so many ppl dont go to church.
      • What does ppl mean?
        • sorry, people
    • Good joke
    • Careful, This may be offend some belivers here.
      • 得,以后连笑话也不敢贴啦,,,
        • Not necessarily. Just because some members here already state that they are followers of such and such…I think we have to be more sensitive about that… do not target on a specific group. Bite this word "political correct".
        • Keep going. Chirstians should believe in Jesus instead of Church.