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Complicated。。?

老总打电话给秘书: 这几天我陪你去北京玩玩,你准备一下

秘书打电话给老公: 这几天我要和老总去北京开会

老公打电话给情人: 这几天我老婆不在家,陪我

情人打电话给辅导学生: 这几天老师有事,停课

学生打电话给爷爷: 这几天不上课,爷爷你陪我玩

爷爷给秘书打电话: 北京去不了了,孙子要我陪

秘书给老公打电话: 老总突然有事不去北京开会了

老公给情人打电话: 老婆不走了,下次再说

情人给辅导学生打电话: 这几天照常上课!!!

学生给爷爷打电话: 555老师说这几天照常上课

爷爷给秘书打电话:还是去北京吧,你准备准备!!
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  • 枫下佳缘 / 情爱悠悠 / 终于可以去niteclub了。明晚去。。。大概会在eglinton/yonge那里。。。MNs & SGs.....来吧来吧。。。。
    • 我喜欢通过去niteclub在他面前展现我野的一面。。。处女座的,平时都不够野。。。比不上那天蝎座的mm......
    • Anything stopped you before? Never been to a nightclub......
      • come on babe... i cant believe that....
        • I 平时都不够野.....Last night I drank too much
          • No worries。。多喝水美容。。
            • LOL
            • Naughty again, en? Everybody would know that I'm not talking about water.
          • the week before last week i was with yoyo, i was toooooo happy...i passedout and i got hang over... cant work next morning...lol soooooo bad......
          • 我还觉得你平时都够野的...难道是错觉?
      • sooo much fun!!!!!!
      • me either
        • come on yoyo, go with me this sat nite?
          • no appropriate clothes, a very good excuse, lol~
            • thats a very good excuse to go to shop more from COSTA BLANCA, fairview mall.....
              • 有做广告的嫌疑,哈哈
                • yoyo就是逗!
                  • 俺今天下班去看看有没有合适俺的衣衣,没就没办法啦~
                    • good.... remember, sexier better....
                      • a big challenge -_-||
                    • Suzy $40 V-strip top tank short dress is not bad. have a look at it. hope you find something good and enjoy the girl night out.
          • I hope I can go with you girls if it is not my flu is not cured completely. I was always wanting to go to a nightclub but dared not go by myself.
            • as long as no sneezing, no running nose, you can go with setmefree, and me, maybe
              • lol +++++1
              • I am having both :( next time, thx have a good time there.
                • too bad... Take care then.
              • yoyo, i take it as a YES from u, alright?
                • maybe -yo1yo2(青青); Actually too tired to have any fun, just want to stay @ home :)
                  • come on.... u have some rest tonite and tomorrow the whole day.... we go sat nite after 9pm.
                    • what? so late? then I won't go, have to get up early on Sunday morning, you know that :)
            • next time... take care....
              • enjoy it, and double it for me :)
                • thanks! enjoy ur weekend too!
                • you mean, setmefree has to be flirting with two SGs at the same time, one for herself and one for you? lol~
                  • two and above, no limit...lol
      • my daughter has been with me for a month(7/24).... her dad(my ex) went back to china for his father-in-law's funeral....
        • Soooo complicated.
          • Complicated。。?
            老总打电话给秘书: 这几天我陪你去北京玩玩,你准备一下

            秘书打电话给老公: 这几天我要和老总去北京开会

            老公打电话给情人: 这几天我老婆不在家,陪我

            情人打电话给辅导学生: 这几天老师有事,停课

            学生打电话给爷爷: 这几天不上课,爷爷你陪我玩

            爷爷给秘书打电话: 北京去不了了,孙子要我陪

            秘书给老公打电话: 老总突然有事不去北京开会了

            老公给情人打电话: 老婆不走了,下次再说

            情人给辅导学生打电话: 这几天照常上课!!!

            学生给爷爷打电话: 555老师说这几天照常上课

            爷爷给秘书打电话:还是去北京吧,你准备准备!!
            • More complicated。。
              疯人院新任院长走到一个病人面前,问他何以进入疯人院。
              “医生,是这样的。我取了一个有成年女儿的寡妇。我父亲却娶了她的女儿为妻,所以我太太成了她公公的岳母,她的女儿成了我的继女和继母。继母生了个儿子,这个孩子成了我的弟弟和我太太的外孙。我也有了一个儿子,他成了他祖父的内弟,和他自己叔父的叔父。另一方面,我的父亲提到他外孙的时候,说是他的内弟,我的儿子叫他的姐姐作祖母。我现在认为我是我母亲的父亲,我孙子的哥哥,我太太是她女婿的女儿,她孙子的姐姐。现在我不知道我是自己的祖父,我弟弟的父亲,还是我儿子的侄子,因为我的儿子是我父亲的内弟。院长,这就是我来这里的原因。我觉得在这里比家里平静"
              • omg!!!! 以前我还以为自己怕数字,现在才发现这文字也让我害怕了。。我看了头都大。。。。根本读不下去。。。lol
              • 不是你这个工程佬能编出来的吧?也不注明出处。。。
                • Engineering只认识0/1当然不是我想出来的。。这笑话挺有名。。还以为大家都知道。。没注明ZT My fault。。
            • This is much simpler.
              • 闻风妹妹啊,咱俩有点“异性”相吸啊。。。
                • ??? why 异性? You mean even our difference makes us love each other more?.... that's great!
                  • u got it right!
            • omg! tooooooo complicated .转晕啦。。。。。
    • 其实去niteclub,三两个女生一起去是最最好玩的。。。
      • 自摸还是。。。。。钓凯子。。。。?
        • 只有这两个选项吗?
    • 借贴问一下,北腰克都有哪些著名的niteclub?
      • 北腰克能有什么著名niteclub...好的都在DT.... 老油你也来吗?this sat nite?
        • XB he is a 甲醇, lol
          • whats 甲醇 a? everybody is talking about it? and whats FR, 半半mm?
            • BTW, I bought the silver belt from Costa Blanca already...
              • i know u wont come this sat nite. but still hoping....want to see ur silver belt... maybe i should go to Costa Blanca to take a look at it and imagine how it looks on u...lol....
                • You know, I would reread your previous going nightclub posts and imagine how great you would be when you having fun in the club....
                  • lol lets keep imagining each other....they call it YY....lol
    • 听起来很昏狂
    • 我还以为刚满19岁呢。
      • ?今晚没有去打牌?
    • 小毛孩子,最好别去。