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Don't mess with old people. 姜， 还是老的辣。

coolmao(酷猫*Zensunni)
本文发表在 rolia.net 枫下论坛George Phillips, an elderly man, from Meridian, Mississippi, was going up to bed, when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window. George opened the back door to go turn off the light but saw that there were people in the shed stealing things.

He phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in your house?"

He said "No," but some people are breaking into my garden shed and stealing from me.

Then the police dispatcher said "All patrols are busy. You should lock your doors and an officer will be along when one is available...”

George said, "Okay.."

He hung up the phone and counted to 30. Then he phoned the police again.

"Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people stealing things from my shed..... Well, you don't have to worry about them now because I just shot and killed them both, the dogs are eating them right now." and he hung up.

Within five minutes, six Police Cars, a SWAT Team, a Helicopter, two Fire Trucks, a Paramedic, and an Ambulance showed up at the Phillips' residence, and caught the burglars red-handed.

One of the Policemen said to George, "I thought you said that you'd shot them!"

George said, "I thought you said there was nobody available!"

(True Story) I LOVE IT!
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  • 枫下沙龙 / 休闲娱乐 / Don't mess with old people. 姜， 还是老的辣。 -coolmao(酷猫*Zensunni); 2010-12-10 {1361} (#6406831@0)
    本文发表在 rolia.net 枫下论坛George Phillips, an elderly man, from Meridian, Mississippi, was going up to bed, when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window. George opened the back door to go turn off the light but saw that there were people in the shed stealing things.

    He phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in your house?"

    He said "No," but some people are breaking into my garden shed and stealing from me.

    Then the police dispatcher said "All patrols are busy. You should lock your doors and an officer will be along when one is available...”

    George said, "Okay.."

    He hung up the phone and counted to 30. Then he phoned the police again.

    "Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people stealing things from my shed..... Well, you don't have to worry about them now because I just shot and killed them both, the dogs are eating them right now." and he hung up.

    Within five minutes, six Police Cars, a SWAT Team, a Helicopter, two Fire Trucks, a Paramedic, and an Ambulance showed up at the Phillips' residence, and caught the burglars red-handed.

    One of the Policemen said to George, "I thought you said that you'd shot them!"

    George said, "I thought you said there was nobody available!"

    (True Story) I LOVE IT!
    Don't mess with old people.更多精彩文章及讨论，请光临枫下论坛 rolia.net
    • 驾照上的秘密 -coolmao(酷猫*Zensunni); 2010-12-10 {1239} (#6406844@0)
      本文发表在 rolia.net 枫下论坛A mother is driving her little girl to her friend's house for a play date.

      Mommy, the little girl asks, how old are you?

      Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age, the mother replied. It's not polite.

      OK' the little girl says, How much do you weigh?

      Now really, the mother says, those are personal questions and are really none of your business.

      Undaunted, the little girl asks, Why did you and Daddy get a divorce?

      That's enough questions, young lady! Honestly!

      The exasperated mother walks away as the two friends begin to play.

      My Mom won't tell me anything about her, the little girl says to her friend.

      Well, says the friend, all you need to do is look at her driver's license. It's like a report card, it has everything on it.

      Later that night the little girl says to her mother, I know how old you are. You are 32.

      The mother is surprised and asks, How did you find that out?

      I also know that you weigh 130 pounds.


      The mother is past surprised and shocked now. How in Heaven's name did you find that out?


      And, the little girl says triumphantly I know why you and daddy got a divorce.


      Oh really? the mother asks. Why?








      Because you got an F in sex.更多精彩文章及讨论，请光临枫下论坛 rolia.net
      • 哈哈哈哈，这个够funny -arlington(arlington); 2010-12-10 (#6407493@0)
        • F in sex. "~" -kkry(小兔儿乖乖); 2010-12-10 (#6407592@0)
    • LOL, smart George！。。。 -noproblem(密西洒家。o O); 2010-12-10 (#6406848@0)
    • 如何给对方留下深刻的印象？ -coolmao(酷猫*Zensunni); 2010-12-10 {385} (#6406884@0)
      How to Impress a Woman:

      Wine her, Dine her, Call her, Hug her,
      Hold her, Surprise her, Compliment her,
      Smile at her, Laugh with her,
      Cry with her, Cuddle with her,
      Shop with her, Give her jewelry,
      Buy her flowers, Hold her hand,
      Write love letters to her,
      Go to the end of the earth and back for her.

      How to Impress a Man:





      Show up naked.
      Bring beer.
      • 不用bring beer，前面那一句就够了 -arlington(arlington); 2010-12-10 (#6407497@0)
    • good good ~ -flying00(WW.SM); 2010-12-10 (#6407539@0)

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