1.Find out where your boss shops and buy exactly the same outfits. Always wear them one day after your boss does. (This is especially effective if your boss is the oppositive gender.)
2.In the memo field of all your paychecks, write 'for sexual favors'
3.Send E-mail to the rest of the company to tell them what you're doing. For example: "If anyone needs me, I'll be in the bathroom."
4.While sitting at your desk, soak your fingers in Palmolive.
5.Insist that your E-mail address is:
Zena_goddess_of_fire@companyname.com
6.Suggest that the Coke machine be filled with beer.
7.Develop an unnatural fear of staplers.
8.Reply to everything someone says with, "That's what you think."
9.Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers, then cc: them to your boss.
10.TYPE ONLY IN UPPERCASE.
2.In the memo field of all your paychecks, write 'for sexual favors'
3.Send E-mail to the rest of the company to tell them what you're doing. For example: "If anyone needs me, I'll be in the bathroom."
4.While sitting at your desk, soak your fingers in Palmolive.
5.Insist that your E-mail address is:
Zena_goddess_of_fire@companyname.com
6.Suggest that the Coke machine be filled with beer.
7.Develop an unnatural fear of staplers.
8.Reply to everything someone says with, "That's what you think."
9.Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers, then cc: them to your boss.
10.TYPE ONLY IN UPPERCASE.