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BOY & GIRL

本文发表在 rolia.net 枫下论坛BOY : May I hold your hand??
> GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!
> BOY : You love me...
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
> BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest.
> BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> CAROL : Do you remember when you proposed to me?
> I was so overwhelmed, I couldn't speak for an hour.
> PETER : Yes darling, that was the happiest hour of my life...
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever.
> BOY : Don't you ever want to improve??
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> BOY : I love you and I could die for you!
> GIRL : How soon??
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you!
> GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there??
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> SHARON : Have you ever had a hot passionate,
> burning kiss??
> TRACY : I did once. He'd forgotten to take the
> cigarette out of his mouth.
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Man : You remind me of the sea.
> Woman : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting?
> Man : NO, because you make me sick.
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Wife : You tell a man something, it goes in
> one ear and comes out of the other.
> Husband : You tell a woman something: It goes in
> both ears and comes out of the mouth.
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Mary : John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly. What do u think, Peter?
> Peter : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly.更多精彩文章及讨论,请光临枫下论坛 rolia.net
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  • 枫下沙龙 / 休闲娱乐 / BOY & GIRL
    本文发表在 rolia.net 枫下论坛BOY : May I hold your hand??
    > GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.
    > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    > GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!
    > BOY : You love me...
    > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    > GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
    > BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??
    > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    > GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest.
    > BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple
    > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    > CAROL : Do you remember when you proposed to me?
    > I was so overwhelmed, I couldn't speak for an hour.
    > PETER : Yes darling, that was the happiest hour of my life...
    > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    > GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever.
    > BOY : Don't you ever want to improve??
    > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    > BOY : I love you and I could die for you!
    > GIRL : How soon??
    > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    > BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you!
    > GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there??
    > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    > SHARON : Have you ever had a hot passionate,
    > burning kiss??
    > TRACY : I did once. He'd forgotten to take the
    > cigarette out of his mouth.
    > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    > Man : You remind me of the sea.
    > Woman : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting?
    > Man : NO, because you make me sick.
    > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    > Wife : You tell a man something, it goes in
    > one ear and comes out of the other.
    > Husband : You tell a woman something: It goes in
    > both ears and comes out of the mouth.
    > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    > Mary : John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly. What do u think, Peter?
    > Peter : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly.更多精彩文章及讨论,请光临枫下论坛 rolia.net
    • funny! btw, lumlum, are u still in canada?
      • yes, and will leave soon. it's a pity that you didn't go to the zoo with us. We had a lot of fun. And we killed a lot of people, but I was not so fortune to get a chance being a killer. xixi.... How's your long weekend?
        • we went to Niagara Fall, I was too tried to take part in your party, 5555555, I am so sad that I can not see you again,,,,,,,,,,,:<
          • ^_^. will come back soon. Don't worry! Will miss you.