本文发表在 rolia.net 枫下论坛I went to the city hall to get a new license for my dog. I said the clerk, “I would like a license for Sex.” He said. "I would like to have one too!" I said, "But this is for a dog!!" He said, “So long I can have sex, I don’t care what she looks like.”

When my wife and me went on honeymoon, I told the reception that I wanted a room for me and my wife and a special room for Sex. The girl at the reception said, “Sir, you seem don’t understand, so long you pay your hill, we don’t care what you do in your room, you don’t need a separate room for sex”, I said, "But, Sex keeps me awake all night."

One day I entered Sex in a contest. Before the competition began, Sex ran away. Another contestant saw me worried and asked me what was the matter. I said, “I want to have Sex in the contest.” He said, “Wonderful! If you sell tickets, you will clear it up.” I said, "I want to have Sex on the TV." He said, “That is not a big deal any more, they already have it on cable.”

When my wife and I separated, we went to court to fight for custody of the dog. I told the judge, "Your honour. I had Sex before I was married, but Sex left me after I was married." The judge said, "Me too!!"

Last night, Sex ran off again. I spent hours looking all over for her. A cop came over and asked me what I was doing in front of the city hall at 4 o'clock in the morning. I said, "I'm looking for Sex." My case comes up next Thursday.更多精彩文章及讨论，请光临枫下论坛 rolia.net