在这里工作，是美丽的 -annzhou(老好婆婆=好逸恶劳 (祈祷ING)) @曼省华人论坛:曼省枫下论坛 The Rolia Forum of Manitoba

在这里工作，是美丽的

annzhou(老好婆婆=好逸恶劳 )

本文发表在 rolia.net 枫下论坛我的心，此刻，暖暖的，柔柔的，真的。

MIKE刚刚把一碗汤端到我的办公桌上：＂HOT SOUR SOUP， FOR YOU。＂我还没有反应过来：＂噢。。嗯。。你在哪买的啊？＂＂MY WIFE MADE IT。 SHE KNOWS YOU LIKE SOUP。＂哦是的，MIKE的太太，经常给我做各种汤，夏天还给我做果酱。我后来向MIKE问候他的太太的时候，都这样问：＂HOW IS MY WIFE DOING？＂他总是很高兴，可我至今还不知道她的名字呢。

每隔两三个星期，LOU就要来我的办公室：＂WHERE IS YOUR KEY？＂我乖乖的把我的KEY给她，她一边抱怨我的车胎又瘪了，一边就去把我的车开去充气。LOU和她的丈夫都是我们公司的卡车司机，他们22岁的女儿，也在我们办公室上班。

顶头上司只比我大两岁。2009年8月她面试我的时候，就感觉她是那种和我性情非常相似的老板。３年多来，我可以从8点到9点之间的任何时候到达办公室，我每周都会收到她发来的各种笑话，我们聊天可以半小时一小时的无所顾忌。。。

公司里只有我是唯一的一个中国人。我也是公司里唯一一个没有任何职位却和CONTROLLER，GENERAL MANAGER， PRESIDENT。。。一样享受一间独立的PRIVATE OFFICE的普通员工。。。

还有好多好多的小事，让我感动，让我感怀。言语无法表达我的幸福，只愿和大家共享：在这里工作，是美丽的。。。。。更多精彩文章及讨论，请光临枫下论坛 rolia.net

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you work for a church ? -win(秋天的菠菜); 2012-12-14 (#7954066@0)

No. It's a family-owned company. The owner is an Italian. -annzhou(老好婆婆=好逸恶劳 ); 2012-12-14 (#7954077@0)
正在喝汤，是豆腐丁熬白木耳，惊奇为什么都是典型的中国食物，以为是专为我熬的：）问MIKE，原来他太太是素食者，经常寻找研究素食菜谱，几年前发现了这道菜谱，从此成为他们家的最爱。 -annzhou(老好婆婆=好逸恶劳 ); 2012-12-14 (#7954144@0)

admire, jealous, and hate....lol -reenee(螃蟹); 2012-12-14 (#7954148@0)

我知足常乐而已啦 -annzhou(老好婆婆=好逸恶劳 ); 2012-12-14 (#7954286@0)

这么温馨，羡慕。我的老板是世界知名专家，性格古怪的老太太，除了工作，根本不关心员工，也不会appreciate别人的努力，就像"Devil Wears Parada"里面那个工作狂老太太。好在我和其他同事关系很好，大家倒也其乐融融。 -ingale(英格儿); 2012-12-14 (#7954168@0)

不让你难受吧？否则，真要同情一下 -annzhou(老好婆婆=好逸恶劳 ); 2012-12-14 (#7954283@0)

所以说大公司小公司都不是很重要的, 主要看各自的环境. -imniuren(rolian); 2012-12-14 (#7954173@0)

太对了 -annzhou(老好婆婆=好逸恶劳 ); 2012-12-14 (#7954277@0)

能问一下工资水平如何？ -mscrm(沉稳); 2012-12-14 (#7954208@0)

很低，但就我的＂质量＂而言，我自己满意就是了，是公司所有＂CLERK＂里面最高的，比次高的MIKE多5000 -annzhou(老好婆婆=好逸恶劳 ); 2012-12-14 (#7954275@0)

mike 不嫉妒么？ -wincity(红卫兵); 2012-12-14 (#7954298@0)

他不知道我的，但我知道他的，这就是当会计的好处：-） -annzhou(老好婆婆=好逸恶劳 ); 2012-12-14 (#7954380@0)

开心是福 -mscrm(沉稳); 2012-12-15 (#7955668@0)

能挣x2的工资，但要半年换一家公司，你会选择吗？ -bjpiston(北铁); 2012-12-14 (#7954271@0)

哪里都不去 -annzhou(老好婆婆=好逸恶劳 ); 2012-12-14 (#7954289@0)

有潜力，老猫有竞争 -goodlord(goodlord); 2012-12-14 (#7954319@0)

你这是拿了芝麻比冬瓜 -annzhou(老好婆婆=好逸恶劳 ); 2012-12-14 (#7954387@0)

很温暖。说明JJ个人魅力无穷。 -newhouse(梦中的苹果树); 2012-12-14 (#7954350@0)

可能因为我是唯一的亚洲面孔，沾了少数民族的光 -annzhou(老好婆婆=好逸恶劳 ); 2012-12-14 (#7954389@0)

不过如果工资福利太差，这不是真的美丽。不过自己各方面都差，能有份工作就很幸运了，自己也能很满足更难得了。 -newsky(rat); 2012-12-14 (#7954458@0)

:-) -annzhou(老好婆婆=好逸恶劳 ); 2012-12-17 (#7958574@0)
觉得以楼主的情商来看,怎么也不会和"各方面太差"有很大的关联呵呵,可以感受到她的快乐满足是真挚的. -oiseau(暖风); 2012-12-26 (#7971942@0)

新年快乐平安！万事顺心！ -annzhou(老好婆婆=好逸恶劳 ); 2012-12-29 (#7974691@0)

不得不承认，加拿大简直就是女人的天堂，男人（特别是有理想有抱负的那种）的坟墓 -travelboy(travelboy); 2012-12-28 (#7972983@0)

简单一句话就可以看出你的失败是能力+人品问题不过伐失败者总是喜欢找自己以外的原因来自我安慰倒跟楼主形成强烈对比有趣有趣 -pkwong(rrrloiaaa); 2012-12-28 (#7973046@0)

送你一句名言--“燕雀安知鸿鹄之志” 好好享受加拿大油米柴盐般的幸福吧 -travelboy(travelboy); 2012-12-29 (#7974223@0)

I am a female, but Canada is not heaven to me. According to statistics, female immigrants have much higher unemployment rate than male immigrants. Life is not easy. A "有理想有抱负男人" should never complain about his gender. -purplegourd(紫葫芦); 2012-12-28 (#7973270@0)

但是男人养着女人没人说啥，如果女人养着男人就会遭到非议。家庭法律上女人享有绝对的优先权。这也是为什么大部分女移民不愿意回国。 -travelboy(travelboy); 2012-12-29 (#7974224@0)

如果我告诉你，我从2007-2009连续3年３次失业，你可能就不会如此感叹了。祝福你新年好运气！ -annzhou(老好婆婆=好逸恶劳 ); 2012-12-29 (#7974660@0)

心态很重要，知足常乐，也祝你好运 -travelboy(travelboy); 2012-12-30 (#7974978@0)

无论是工作还是生活，开心才是最重要的～为你开心，有这么好的一个工作环境、和像家人一般的一群同事和老板。新年快乐～！ -lilianliang(彪妹); 2012-12-28 (#7973057@0)

新年快乐～！特为彪妹出口转内销，祝福全家新年事事开心，天天快乐：•顶头上司刚刚发给我的笑话，大家轻松快乐笑一笑 -annzhou(老好婆婆=好逸恶劳 (祈祷ING)); 12.4 11:07 (4490 bytes. #33616@1223) more 话题 -annzhou(老好婆婆=好逸恶劳 ); 2012-12-29 {4701} (#7974655@0)
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COURT REPORTERS KEEP STRAIGHT FACES !

These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and
published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while the exchanges were taking place.

ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning?
WITNESS: He said, 'Where am I, Cathy ?'
ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you?
WITNESS: My name is Susan !
_______________________________________________________
ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.
______________________________________________________
ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active?
WITNESS: No, I just lie there.
_____________________________________________________
ATTORNEY: What is your date of birth?
WITNESS: July 18th.
ATTORNEY: What year?
WITNESS: Every year.
_____________________________________________________
ATTORNEY: How old is your son, the one living with you?
WITNESS: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which.
ATTORNEY: How long has he lived with you?
WITNESS: Forty-five years.
__________________________________________________________
ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
WITNESS: I forget..
ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot?
_________________________________________________________________
ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep,
he doesn't know about it until the next morning?
WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?
____________________________________

ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the 20-year-old, how old is he?
WITNESS: He's 20, much like your IQ.
___________________________________________
ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken?
WITNESS: Are you shitting me?
_________________________________________
ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time?
WITNESS: Getting laid
____________________________________________

ATTORNEY: She had three children , right?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: How many were boys?
WITNESS: None.
ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?
WITNESS: Your Honour, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney?
____________________________________________
ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated?
WITNESS: By death..
ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated?
WITNESS: Take a guess.
___________________________________________

ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual?
WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard
ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female?
WITNESS: Unless the Circus was in town I'm going with male.
_____________________________________
ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?
WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.
______________________________________
ATTORNEY: Doctor , how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people?
WITNESS: All of them. The live ones put up too much of a fight.
_________________________________________
ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
WITNESS: Oral...
_________________________________________
ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 PM
ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?
WITNESS: If not, he was by the time I finished.
____________________________________________
ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?
WITNESS: Are you qualified to ask that question?
______________________________________
And last:

ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?
WITNESS: No..
ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.

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very funny。 -wincity(红卫兵); 2012-12-29 (#7974668@0)

如果你开心笑了，我会很开心的。新年快乐平安！！ -annzhou(老好婆婆=好逸恶劳 ); 2012-12-29 (#7974687@0)

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