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再考你的英语水平, 请说明下列笑话为何好笑? (此题不很难!!)

本文发表在 rolia.net 枫下论坛A man has spent many days crossing the desert without water.
His camel dies of thirst. He's crawling through the sands,
certain that he has breathed his last, when all of a sudden he sees a
shiny object sticking out of the sand several yards ahead of him.

He crawls to object, pulls it out of the sand, and discovers
what looks to be an ashtray from an old car. He opens it and out pops a
genie. But this is no ordinary genie. He is wearing a polka dot bow tie
and a plaid sport coat. There's a dog-eared little book in his breast
pocket with a blue cover. He has a pencil tucked behind one ear.

"Well kid," says genie. "You know how it works. You have three wishes."
"I'm not falling for this," says man. "I'm not going to trust a used
car salesman!"

"What do you have to lose? You've got no transportation, and it
looks like you're a goner anyway!"

Man thinks about this for a minute, and decides that genie is right.
"OK, I wish I were in a lush oasis with plentiful food and drink."

POOF! Man finds himself in the most beautiful oasis he has ever
seen. And he is surrounded with jugs of wine and platters of
delicacies.

"OK, kid, what's your second wish."

"My second wish is that I were rich beyond my wildest
dreams."

POOF! Man finds himself surrounded by treasure chests filled with
rare gold coins and precious gems.

"OK, kid, you have just one more wish. Better make it a good one!"

After thinking for a few minutes, man says: "I wish that no matter
where I go beautiful women will want and need me."

POOF! He is turned into a tampon.

Moral of the Story.
If a used car salesman offers you anything at no cost,
there's going to be a string attached!更多精彩文章及讨论,请光临枫下论坛 rolia.net
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  • 枫下家园 / 医药保健 / 再考你的英语水平, 请说明下列笑话为何好笑? (此题不很难!!)
    本文发表在 rolia.net 枫下论坛A man has spent many days crossing the desert without water.
    His camel dies of thirst. He's crawling through the sands,
    certain that he has breathed his last, when all of a sudden he sees a
    shiny object sticking out of the sand several yards ahead of him.

    He crawls to object, pulls it out of the sand, and discovers
    what looks to be an ashtray from an old car. He opens it and out pops a
    genie. But this is no ordinary genie. He is wearing a polka dot bow tie
    and a plaid sport coat. There's a dog-eared little book in his breast
    pocket with a blue cover. He has a pencil tucked behind one ear.

    "Well kid," says genie. "You know how it works. You have three wishes."
    "I'm not falling for this," says man. "I'm not going to trust a used
    car salesman!"

    "What do you have to lose? You've got no transportation, and it
    looks like you're a goner anyway!"

    Man thinks about this for a minute, and decides that genie is right.
    "OK, I wish I were in a lush oasis with plentiful food and drink."

    POOF! Man finds himself in the most beautiful oasis he has ever
    seen. And he is surrounded with jugs of wine and platters of
    delicacies.

    "OK, kid, what's your second wish."

    "My second wish is that I were rich beyond my wildest
    dreams."

    POOF! Man finds himself surrounded by treasure chests filled with
    rare gold coins and precious gems.

    "OK, kid, you have just one more wish. Better make it a good one!"

    After thinking for a few minutes, man says: "I wish that no matter
    where I go beautiful women will want and need me."

    POOF! He is turned into a tampon.

    Moral of the Story.
    If a used car salesman offers you anything at no cost,
    there's going to be a string attached!更多精彩文章及讨论,请光临枫下论坛 rolia.net
    • hoho, tampon & string = sanitary napkin
    • //faint...kick wjiang...
    • kakakakakakaka....where did you find so many dirty jokes?!
      • haha, men in our group exchange a lot of this shit.
        • what kinda group is that?
          • washroom cleaner....hoho....
            • you forgot an 's' for cleaners!
              • yeah, right, coz' it's a group...:)
    • 你的这个笑话的版本有问题,正版的应该是那个快要渴死的人许了一个愿,要变得永远不愁水喝并且永远可以看到女人身上他最希望看到的地方,结果呢——他变成了女厕所里的一只抽水马桶。
      • your version is not what i read either---an African-ethnic guy, leaves a will when he is dying---to become white, and to view (he is kinda liu mang) 女人身上他最希望看到的地方 ---他变成了女厕所里的一只抽水马桶