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讲个我家小子的乐事儿.今天去接孩子,看见他和俩女孩在一起争论什么问题,见我来了就跑过来, 那俩女孩也不罢休地跟过来,一个嚷嚷说:

"you kissed us, so you have to marry us....you can't go.....",
ben 不耐凡地说: OKAY,OKAY.....
那个孩子没完,说:" you know how to marry us, you have to give your heart to us and ring"
Ben said OKAY..OKAY, I give you a heart, 接着顺手就把一张纸扔给她,
我看那纸上扭扭歪歪画了个心.
那俩孩子还不让本本走", ..and Ring!!!"
Ben said: "not now, you have to wait till I get rich, but I promise."
girls said :"oh, no, then you can't marry us..."
ben said " okay, I won't...."
girl said :" but you have to marry us because you kissed us...."
.....
,,,
ben said :" you are so boring....."
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出了门,我就问他,你今天亲他们干什么....
儿子说:" 我没有亲他们, 是他们亲我的!."
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  • 讲个我家小子的乐事儿.今天去接孩子,看见他和俩女孩在一起争论什么问题,见我来了就跑过来, 那俩女孩也不罢休地跟过来,一个嚷嚷说:
    "you kissed us, so you have to marry us....you can't go.....",
    ben 不耐凡地说: OKAY,OKAY.....
    那个孩子没完,说:" you know how to marry us, you have to give your heart to us and ring"
    Ben said OKAY..OKAY, I give you a heart, 接着顺手就把一张纸扔给她,
    我看那纸上扭扭歪歪画了个心.
    那俩孩子还不让本本走", ..and Ring!!!"
    Ben said: "not now, you have to wait till I get rich, but I promise."
    girls said :"oh, no, then you can't marry us..."
    ben said " okay, I won't...."
    girl said :" but you have to marry us because you kissed us...."
    .....
    ,,,
    ben said :" you are so boring....."
    -------------------------------------------
    出了门,我就问他,你今天亲他们干什么....
    儿子说:" 我没有亲他们, 是他们亲我的!."
    • :DDD
    • 你儿子超级强的:)))
    • 真有 艳福啊 :)
    • 太佩服了!
    • XB...
    • Cool.
      • 其实我觉得有时我们大人跟这些小孩子玩的是一样的游戏:-))
        • hoho,中心思想在这里;)
        • 人生本来就是一场戏
        • 我们其实都是披着成人外衣的孩子.
        • 又想玩了?呵呵
    • Ben ben真是超强啊:D
    • cool ge1 ya
    • :DDD.....看来BENBEN的学校要注意学风啦...俺孩子JK第一天,老师就宣布:NO KISS IN SCHOOL!...儿子回来一本正经D告诉我们的...发现他们学校比我们那时还封建,基本上女孩跟女孩玩,男孩有男孩的圈子...
    • super funny。
    • 显然是个及不负责的男人,对女孩子动手动嘴,和前几天openyoureyes指认得色狼有一拼
      • 色狼,要从娃娃抓起。
    • 真是应了那句话,有什么样的老子,就有什么样的儿子:)
      • 色狼之家:D
        • 人家其实是"天才"之家...:)
    • 11, 你儿子大牛!
    • 八成是双子座
    • 我怎么觉得是那2个小女孩想骗财骗色,而Ben最后给逼得没词了,才说"你真烦"??