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我家妞儿号称自己编的笑话,说是在飞机上想起来的.

One day, during a short distance flight, the small plane had some problem and about to crush. There were4 people on board, but only three parachutes available.

First the pilot said: i am the best pilot in the country, I need to live on. Then he took one parachute and jumped out of the plane.

Second, a sales man shouted: I am the best salesman in the country, I need to live on. Then he also took one parachute and jumped.

Now there were 2 people on board and only one parachute left. One was an old man, the other was a dumb kid.

So the old man said: I am old, kid. i think i am going to die. The dumb kid said: no, i think we both can live.

Old man said: why, you are such a dumb kid, there is only one parachute left.

Dumb kid said: No, there are two. That pilot took my backpack.

最后我问她,为啥不是sales man把backpack拿走了,她挠挠脑袋,说:i don't know.
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  • 我家妞儿号称自己编的笑话,说是在飞机上想起来的.
    One day, during a short distance flight, the small plane had some problem and about to crush. There were4 people on board, but only three parachutes available.

    First the pilot said: i am the best pilot in the country, I need to live on. Then he took one parachute and jumped out of the plane.

    Second, a sales man shouted: I am the best salesman in the country, I need to live on. Then he also took one parachute and jumped.

    Now there were 2 people on board and only one parachute left. One was an old man, the other was a dumb kid.

    So the old man said: I am old, kid. i think i am going to die. The dumb kid said: no, i think we both can live.

    Old man said: why, you are such a dumb kid, there is only one parachute left.

    Dumb kid said: No, there are two. That pilot took my backpack.

    最后我问她,为啥不是sales man把backpack拿走了,她挠挠脑袋,说:i don't know.
    • 抄袭a
      • 文学创作都是从抄袭开始的 :D
      • 我也觉得她肯定是从啥地方听来的,人家小人家指天画地的否认了.
    • 嘿嘿,你家妞聪明这是肯定的,这不用编笑话大家都知道:)
      • PEI,我可真没觉得,现在每天因为各种事情觉得她做事完全不动脑,感觉好像很dumb的样子,所以她才特喜欢dumb kid的笑话.
    • 你家小妞感觉比较好,sales拿错parachute比较顺理成章,pilot 拿错parachute更不合常理,因此更可笑 :)
      • 我觉得我比较木幽默感,所以就很不给面子的没笑,忙着思考她的思维逻辑了.
        • 你没有幽默感,从你对NG的态度就可以看出来了 lol
    • 哈哈哈哈。不错。我听别人讲这个笑话的时候,拿着书包跳去的那个是乔治布什。
    • haha, 汝女可教
    • 这个偶喜欢
    • 好,好,虎母无犬女啊。
    • 下回见着你家闺女,一定记得让她讲笑话给大家听