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After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.
Al Gore
The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want?
George Clooney
I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
Bill Clinton
"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a
restaurant two times a week. A little candle light, dinner, soft music and
dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."
George W. Bush
"I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years."
Rudy Giuliani
"There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic
banking. It's called marriage."
Michael Jordan
"I've had bad luck with all my wives. The first one left me and the second
one didn't." The third gave me more children!
Donald Trump
Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. When ever you're wrong, admit it,
2. When ever you're right, shut up.
Shaquille O'Neal
The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it
once...
Kobe Bryant
You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.
David Hasselhoff
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
Alec Baldwin
A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
Barack Obama
Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy.
Tommy Lee
A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he
received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have
mine."
Brad Pitt
"First there's the promise ring, then the engagement ring, then the wedding
ring...soon after....comes Suffer...ing!
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